Dear ABC's the bachelor,
I think you should pick me as the next bachelorette. Honestly, none of the girls on Juan Pablo's season are worthy of being the bachelorette. I am cute. Have been told I am sexy. I have a Kardashian booty. I have a masters degree and am working on my nursing degree. I have a southern accent and a sob story. What more do you need? See you at the mansion in the fall?
Mary Kendall Land
Ps I want my occupation to say: literate